Don't Talk To My Parrot

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Don't Talk To My Parrot
Topic Started: Sep 16 2009, 02:12 PM (215 Views)
Codes Rock	Sep 16 2009, 02:12 PM Post #1
<?php echo 'Codes Rock rocks!'; ?> Posts: 321 Group: Members Member #172,002 Joined: July 18, 2008 I'm Browsing With Firefox 3 My Board URL http://s1.zetaboards.com/ImageTools/	Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you." "But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him Spike!"



Moonface	Sep 17 2009, 12:41 PM Post #2
Member Posts: 308 Group: Members Member #133,038 Joined: October 17, 2006 I'm Browsing With Firefox 3 My Board URL http://s10.zetaboards.com/universalgaming	Next time, gag the bird.



Lindsey	Sep 19 2009, 01:26 PM Post #3
<3 Posts: 2,516 Group: Community Moderator Member #91,611 Joined: January 21, 2006 I'm Browsing With Firefox 3	Hahaha. My uncle had a parrot that picked up his whistle he used to call the dog with once. It drove his dog nuts.



Bluezone777	Sep 22 2009, 07:57 AM Post #4
Member Posts: 918 Group: Members Member #74,144 Joined: October 9, 2005 I'm Browsing With Opera 10 My Board URL http://z4.invisionfree.com/Rapture_/	lol good one. XD



Will	Sep 22 2009, 03:15 PM Post #5
Posts: 8,979 Group: Global Support Team Member #63,223 Joined: August 1, 2005 I'm Browsing With Opera 10	I enjoyed that. Thanks.



Brian	Sep 23 2009, 12:29 PM Post #6
Go Irish! Posts: 18,912 Group: Admin Member #5,710 Joined: September 23, 2003 I'm Browsing With Safari 4	well done, anyone else have a good one?



Nemomon	Sep 23 2009, 01:08 PM Post #7
Go Dizzy, Go! Posts: 1,317 Group: Members Member #167,195 Joined: April 4, 2008 I'm Browsing With Firefox 3	Very nice story ^_^. Once I was looking for something in google images, and I found this image: Among few of comments to it one was funny: Could cats be any more dramatic!



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