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Ultimate Countdown of the Hatch Computer's Destiny
Topic Started: Jun 30 2009, 10:28 PM (113 Views)
Karabox
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Most of you should know about the video "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny".. I was bored today.

A polar bear was hopping around
Dharmaville like a big playground
When suddenly Locke burst from the shade
and hit the polarbear with a switchblade
The polar bear got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Jack
who proceeded to fix up his ex-wife's back too
When Kevin Johnson came out of the blue

And he started beating up Forgurt Guy/Neil
Then they both got flattened as the Dharma Van came down the hill
but before it could make it back to the Lostie's old caves
Christian Sheppard popped out of his grave
and in Jacob's cabin he stayed and housesat
and took Claire away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but Sun came looking for Jin in Dharmaville one day
So Christian said get Jin back - there's just one way

this is the Ultimate Countdown of the Hatch Computer's destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions - and Desmond's hatch key
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Countdown of the Hatch Computer's destiny

The polar beat took a bite out of the 815 flight
like everyone on the island took a bite out of time
and then Frogurt Guy came back covered in a tire track
but Dan Faraday jumped out and landed on his back
and Claire was injured, and trying to get steady
when Christian sheppard came back and was feeling really petty
but suddenly something caught his attention and he slipped
And behold he was looking at the Black Rock slave ship

then he saw the polar bear sneaking up from behind
and he called for his grandson who he just couldn't find
'cause Claire's mother has him as Kate did insist
and Dan Faraday killed the polar bear so in the future he'd exist
and he went back to the freighter where Keven Johnson yelled "WALT!"
while Christian Shepard in MIB's eyes again did exalt
On a raft some others took Walt to God knows where
After Jin, Sawyer, and Michael launched an SOS Flare

this is the Ultimate Countdown of the Hatch Computer's destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions - and Desmond's hatch key
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Countdown of the Hatch Computer's destiny

Others sang out in an immaculate chorus
Cause John Lock had a vision of the long dead Horace
who in 1970 - Dharmaville he owned
But in the Purge, he gets pwn'd
And Ben Linus fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Sayid knew just why to the island he came
but Horace saw through Le Fleur's clever disguise
and Roger shot Sayid as he broke down and cried

then there's Kate and then there's Mike,
And Boone who helped with the hatch which John saw from came light
Elizabeth "Libby" and the actress named Nikki and
Cowboy Sawyer and Mr. Linus, ol' Benny
Ana Lucia the cop, Rose Nader, Captain Gault, the Dharma interrogator
Mr. Widmore who from the island is banned, Dan, and everyone on the island's in danger
The mysterious Kelvin and Charlie's niece named Megan
Locke, The Black Rock, Doc, the actor Dominic Monaghan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Horace in the Looking Glass
it was the bloodiest battle the island ever saw
with Ajira passengers looking in total awe

and the battle raged on and eventually
many lives were claimed to penitentiary
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Eko in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Countdown of the Hatch Computer's destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions - and Desmond's hatch key
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate countdown..
This is the ultimate countdown..
This is the ultimate countdown..
Of the Hatch Computer's destiny
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Most of you should know about the video "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"
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Nicola
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