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| Topic Started: Jun 13 2009, 05:24 PM (252 Views) | |
| That W.T. Guy | Jun 13 2009, 05:24 PM Post #1 |
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Got some jokes to share. Feel free to add your own. A: Why can't the Harry Potter books be taken seriously? B: Because they're by "JK" Rowling. A: I just heard a man was put on trial for stealing a fish. B: What was the verdict? A: Gill-ty. If a sick kid plays Mortal Kombat, is he violently ill? Add your own jokes... make this popular! |
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| Arkane | Jun 13 2009, 06:44 PM Post #2 |
...i need inovation... really badly
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Whats the definition of a farmer? >a man Outstanding in his field |
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| IceMetalPunk | Jun 16 2009, 12:57 AM Post #3 |
Insane Graphics Designer/Coder...and by "insane" I mean psychologically
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If olive oil is made form olives, and peanut oil is made from peanuts, what is baby oil made from? If Ella Fitzgerald marries Darth Vader, would she be Ella Vader? They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Unfortunately, mine is worth the autobiography of Michael Jackson. -IMP  
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| Stickeyjam | Jun 16 2009, 07:53 AM Post #4 |
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What did the buscuit say when it got hit by a car? - Oh crumbs >_> |
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| Aaron | Jun 16 2009, 08:22 AM Post #5 |
Green Rocks Blue Socks!
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So two cupcakes were in a stove one said to the other "Man its hot in here!" The other turns around and said "HOLY CRAP A TALKING CUPCAKE!" - Ex staffer Scotty. |
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| Deleted User | Jun 16 2009, 11:39 AM Post #6 |
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 A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks copy the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!" His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?" With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was... CELEBRATE!!" |
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| Baffled | Jun 16 2009, 01:34 PM Post #7 |
Obey his Noodlyness
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What do you call a black pilot? A black pilot, obviously.What were you thinking of?  Rascists 
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| PSUSyr5 | Jun 21 2009, 11:55 AM Post #8 |
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Why don't Jedi make good recipients of fragile gifts? Because they always feel your presence! Your silence is deafening. |
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| Keedo420 | Jun 24 2009, 02:57 PM Post #9 |
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Q: How is an air conditioner like a PC? A: It stops working when you open windows. Edited by Keedo420, Jun 24 2009, 02:59 PM.
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| Pete B | Jun 24 2009, 04:06 PM Post #10 |
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Antijokes are the best. For example: A Priest, an Imam and a Rabbi are setting next to each other on a plane flight. Nothing interesting happens. |
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| Clay | Jun 24 2009, 05:50 PM Post #11 |
Accepting chocolate bribes since 1992.
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A Minister, a Priest, and a Rabbi were in a boat fishing, and the Minister says he's hungry so he gets out of the boat and walks across the water to shore and gets something to eat, he comes back and the Priest does the same thing, when he gets back the Rabbi gets up and steps on the water and sinks. The Minister says to the Priest, "I guess we should've told him where the rocks are." |
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| Fernicia | Jun 24 2009, 07:32 PM Post #12 |
I aint teh veep
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(I'm borrowing one from Adam & Joe) What do you call a tired Scottish cow? Annie Lennox. (A kneeling ox) |
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